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The Hearing Test

A Simple Test

While getting a checkup, a man tells his doctor that he thinks his wife is losing her hearing. The doctor says, “You should do a simple test.

The Smartest Dog In Semmes AL

The Smartest Dog In Semmes AL

The butcher walked out of his store to take a quick break from a very busy day and sees a dog walking up to his meat shop. He notices the dog has a note in his mouth along with a $20 dollar bill. The butcher reads the note which says “10 nice pork chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for the traffic light at Lott Road and McCrary Road, look both ways, and trot across the road. Continue Reading →

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Freaked Out In Semmes AL

Big Green Parrot in Semmes AL

A burglar broke into a house in Semmes one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Continue Reading →

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Hiring Good Help

Hiring Good Employees in Semmes AL

One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. When his boss asked him what happened, he explained:

“Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!” “Well,” the boss said, “that explains one ear, but what about the other?” “They called back!” Continue Reading →

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What Comes After Three?

Schoolhouse

A teacher asked little Johnny if he knows how to count “1 to 10″ well. “Yes! I really do! My Big Daddy taught me…even more than 10″

“Good. What comes after three?”

“Four,” answers the boy. Continue Reading →

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You Don’t Really Belong Here

Big Creek Lake near Semmes AL

Sam was standing at the gates of heaven.  “Why aren’t I being let in?” asked Sam upon seeing the concerned look on the angel’s face. “Well, to tell you the truth, according to these papers, it seems like you don’t really belong here,” replied the angel.  “I’ll tell you what I can do for you though,” the angel said.  “Has there ever been a time when you saved someone’s life? Continue Reading →

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City of Semmes Public Works Department

City of Semmes AL Public Works

There were two guys working for the City of Semmes Public Works Department working on a city maintained right-of-way. One guy would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. The two guys worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from his front yard and couldn’t believe how hard these guys were working, but couldn’t understand what they were doing. Continue Reading →

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