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Yellow 27

Yellow 27

A man goes to the doctor to find out why he’s been feeling ill. The doctor examines him and replies “I’m sorry to tell you, you’ve got the disease known as Yellow 27.”

The Captain

Lighthouse

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”
The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! Continue Reading →

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Starting Salary

South Alabama Engineering Student

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of South Alabama, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years – say, a red Corvette?” The engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?” Continue Reading →

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Would You Remarry?

Would You Remarry?

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said “I had a dream that I died and you got remarried.” Continue Reading →

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Tell Me Again About Religious Tolerance

Religious Tolerance

I know you’ve had a busy day. I just wanted to make sure you didn’t miss this. From USA Today

Muslim Migrants Threw Christians Overboard
Italian police arrested 15 Muslim migrants who survivors said tossed 12 Christians from a boat during a recent Mediterranean crossing attempt. In a separate incident, 41 migrants were feared drowned as the situation in the region intensifies. Read The Rest Of The Story Continue Reading →

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A Simple Test

The Hearing Test

While getting a checkup, a man tells his doctor that he thinks his wife is losing her hearing. The doctor says, “You should do a simple test. Stand about 15 feet behind your wife and say ‘honey?’ Move 3 feet closer and do it again. Keep moving 3 feet closer until she finally responds. Remember how close you were when she gives you an answer. Continue Reading →

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The Smartest Dog In Semmes AL

The Smartest Dog In Semmes AL

The butcher walked out of his store to take a quick break from a very busy day and sees a dog walking up to his meat shop. He notices the dog has a note in his mouth along with a $20 dollar bill. The butcher reads the note which says “10 nice pork chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for the traffic light at Lott Road and McCrary Road, look both ways, and trot across the road. Continue Reading →

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Freaked Out In Semmes AL

Big Green Parrot in Semmes AL

A burglar broke into a house in Semmes one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Continue Reading →

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