The Man And The Parrot

The Man and The Parrot

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?”
The assistant says, ”$2000.”
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.”
”What about the green one?” the man asks. Continue Reading →

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United Nations Arms Control Vote

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U.N. Resolution 2117 lists 21 points dealing with firearms control, but perhaps of most interest is point number 11: “CALLS FOR MEMBER STATES TO SUPPORT WEAPONS COLLECTION, DISARMAMENT”

Don’t believe me? UN Security Council resolution is linked below, just go there and scroll down to #11 and read for yourself. Via a 53-46 vote the U.S. Senate has voted AGAINST the U.N. resolution. This is that brief, glorious moment in our recent history
when 2nd amendment advocates get a huge win. In a 53-46 vote, the Senate narrowly passed a measure that will stop the United States from entering into the United Nations Arms Trade Treaty. Continue Reading →

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Harvest Moon Sept. 27 and into the early hours of Sept. 28

On the night of Sept. 27 and into the early hours of Sept. 28, the full Moon will glide through the shadow of Earth, turning the Harvest Moon a golden-red color akin to autumn leaves. https://youtu.be/j7RMmitoex0

The action begins at 9:07 PM Eastern Time on the evening of Sept 27th when the edge of the Moon first enters the amber core of Earth’s shadow.  For the next three hours and 18 minutes, Earth’s shadow will move across the lunar disk. Totality begins at 10:11 PM Eastern Time.  That’s when the Moon is completely enveloped by the shadow of our planet.  Totality lasts for an hour and 12 minutes so there is plenty of time to soak up the suddenly-red moonlight. Continue Reading →

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Semmes AL Humor

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Merv was in a terrible accident at work at the razor blade plant. He fell into a razor blade machine and it cut off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing business in Semmes Alabama. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. Continue Reading →

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The Semmes Golfing Accident

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Joe, from Semmes Alabama and a notoriously bad golfer, hits his ball off the first tee and watches as it slices to the right and disappears through an open window. Figuring that’s the end of it, he gets another ball out of his bag and plays on. On the eighth hole, a Mobile County Sheriff’s Deputy walks up to Joe on the course and says, “Did you hit a golf ball through a window back there?” Joe says, “Yes I did.” “Well,” says the deputy, “it knocked a lamp over, scaring the dog, which raced out of the house onto Schillinger Road. Continue Reading →

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Perseids Meteor Shower

Perseids Meteor Shower

Don’t forget that the Perseids meteor shower peaks August 12 to 13. If we have clear skys, this year will be one of the best for viewing the meteors since the moon will be in new Moon – almost dark. The meteors should be visible everywhere in the sky but it is best for you to view the darkest part of the sky between midnight and dawn. Continue Reading →

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