Wife Asks For Insurance Cancellation

Fire swept through the field and burned down the Semmes farmer’s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, the amount of insurance on the barn. “We don’t give you the money,” a company official explained. “We replace the barn and all the equipment in it.”

“In that case,” replied the wife, “cancel the policy I have on my husband.”

The Lawyer’s BMW

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!” he whined. “You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!”

Mr Savvy's Prize Bull

Mr Savvy’s Santa Gertrudis Bull

Mr Savvy’s Santa Gertrudis Bull

A particularly arrogant federal officer pulled in at Shrewd A. Savvy’s farm out past Wilmer and strutted out of his car like the cock of the walk. “I need to inpsect your ranch for illegal plants.” Mr Savvy said, “Okay , but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed towards the pasture out by the creek. The officer verbally exploded saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the United States Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to Mr Savvy.