One of your local councilmen suggested that I might steer Talk Of Semmes content towards a more pleasing and uplifiting theme. Never one to avoid trying something new, here is my first attempt:
A Semmes senior citizen called her husband, a Semmes councilman, during his drive home.
“I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Highway 98. Please be careful!”
The councilman replied, “It’s not just one car. There’s hundreds of them!”