The Lawyer’s BMW

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!” he whined. “You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!”

Mr Savvy's Prize Bull

Mr Savvy’s Santa Gertrudis Bull

Mr Savvy’s Santa Gertrudis Bull

A particularly arrogant federal officer pulled in at Shrewd A. Savvy’s farm out past Wilmer and strutted out of his car like the cock of the walk. “I need to inpsect your ranch for illegal plants.” Mr Savvy said, “Okay , but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed towards the pasture out by the creek. The officer verbally exploded saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the United States Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to Mr Savvy.

Night Sky at Big Creek Lake

Camping At Big Creek Lake

Camping At Big Creek Lake

Two guys traveling cross-country are headed east on Highway 98 and come upon Big Creek Lake. One of the guys suggests that would be a good place to stop and spend the night so they set up their tent and fall asleep. Two or three hours later one of the guys wakes up and says to his friend “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” The other guy says, “I see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you” says the first guy.

Dog For Sale In Semmes Alabama

A guy is driving around Semmes and he sees a sign in front of a house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.