Camping At Big Creek Lake
Two guys traveling cross-country are headed east on Highway 98 and come upon Big Creek Lake. One of the guys suggests that would be a good place to stop and spend the night so they set up their tent and fall asleep.
Two or three hours later one of the guys wakes up and says to his friend “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
The other guy says, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you” says the first guy.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meterologically, it seems we will have a beautifuly day. What does it tell you?”
The first guy is silent for a moment and then says, “You moron, it tells me someone has stolen our tent.”