To: City Of Semmes Mayor and City Council
Twice now I have heard Mayor Hale mention how antiquated the city hall computers are. Monies for replacement of the computer equipment are in the proposed budget. Now don’t take this personal but I just don’t trust the government. Acutally, I don’t care if you do take it personally but it sounded good. What does the mayor and city council plan to do with those computers?
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb. About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch.
Montery, CA-based synth-pop duo, Lillie Lemon, are coming through Mobile on April 16th for a special performance at University of South Alabama. This DIY tour was booked completely by the band in promotion of their recently released EP, Aether. Take a listen to singles “California Drifting” and “Burning Bridges” HERE. For fans of CHVRCHES and Passion Pit, this is surely a show not to miss! onterey, CA-based synthpop duo, Lillie Lemon, recently kicked off their expansive US tour for their latest EP, Aether.
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?”
The assistant says, ”$2000.”
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.”
”What about the green one?” the man asks.
Merv was in a terrible accident at work at the razor blade plant. He fell into a razor blade machine and it cut off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing business in Semmes Alabama. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright.
Joe, from Semmes Alabama and a notoriously bad golfer, hits his ball off the first tee and watches as it slices to the right and disappears through an open window. Figuring that’s the end of it, he gets another ball out of his bag and plays on. On the eighth hole, a Mobile County Sheriff’s Deputy walks up to Joe on the course and says, “Did you hit a golf ball through a window back there?” Joe says, “Yes I did.” “Well,” says the deputy, “it knocked a lamp over, scaring the dog, which raced out of the house onto Schillinger Road.
Don’t forget that the Perseids meteor shower peaks August 12 to 13. If we have clear skys, this year will be one of the best for viewing the meteors since the moon will be in new Moon – almost dark. The meteors should be visible everywhere in the sky but it is best for you to view the darkest part of the sky between midnight and dawn.